So let me state here and now, that every previous leader of the Labour Party has been a marvellous human being and an amazing individual who never, not once, made a mistake, not even when they invaded Iraq. Be assured, I will have more to say on this matter in a few weeks.
So, back to my Twitter bio. Having removed a sentence or two, I thought carefully about what to replace them with. What, I thought am I like?
"Joined the Labour Party during Jeremy Corbyn's leadership acceptance speech. Retired headteacher. Sci-fi addict. Brain the size of a plant."
There you have it. Si-fi addict. I have been binge-watching Star Trek Voyager since it appeared on Netflix. Captain Janeway wouldn't have allowed the pantomime farce that Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition has descended into, let me tell you.